The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5682	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

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come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

invited

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On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6942	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MommaDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

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u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.