Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8962 Players Killed by Monsters: 914
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6891 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GazaPrideCraft

    GazaPrideCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Peter in Miles’ World

    Peter in Miles’ World
    join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6453 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

    Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

    Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

    Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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