The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Potions Brewed:	40
New Chunks Explored:	816655	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Runes Activated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3741	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	8212
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.