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CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	948127	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	337
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4545
New Chunks Explored:	819595	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	162	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15