The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Friends & Foes (Adds outvoted and forgotten mobs from the mob vote) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Star Shards Collected:	174

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2478
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	8951	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	3901	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	6309	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7