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CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

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Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Friends & Foes (Adds outvoted and forgotten mobs from the mob vote) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Villages Defended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchantments Applied:	194	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1194	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HanKangLitCraft Server

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

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so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	696	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4