The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5345	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	682	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	266227
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9541
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftingWifeRage

aita, Approval, Asshole, Boss, CraftingWifeRage, full-time, grind, instructor, locked door, mic, mute, office, remote class, Respect, sign, Wife, work time, working from home

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Bliss

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The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

Ambush, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, Defense, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah ambush., international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6375

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

1.20, 4th season, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, chacha, collaborate, community elected positions, Cows, CREEPERS, HermitCraft style, joinable sub-communities, Markers Pack, Mature Players, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Modded, Realm, Redfield, Redfield 4.25, Semi Vanilla, Server, slide, smp, sunglasses, wear

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/harmonyfallssmp-vs-hypixel/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions
Joinable Sub-communities
Hermitcraft-style

If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

achievement, ceremony, chairman, Entertainment, Fame, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Honor, iconic, Legacy, legend, McMahon family, Minecraft, smp, sports, star, success, Tribute, Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon Sr., walk, wrestling, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, wwe universe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!