| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9796 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6378 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7377 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2454 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1505 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7828 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8246 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4811 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2656 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3781 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5976 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7854 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7260 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 632 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7699 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
