so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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