so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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