so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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