so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Potions Brewed: 150 Ores Mined: 956
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Dragons Tamed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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