TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6870	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	108	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeebCraft: Where Obsessive Gamers Unite!

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of having epic anime powers and fighting off evil villains with insane combos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the closest thing you’ll get to living in an action anime game!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3622	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelmonPityParty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9890

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	723
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Star Shards Collected:	145
Crops Grown:	4321	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2921

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4073	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

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What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	8303	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7146	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8