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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	189	Mines Excavated:	1963
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Items Found:	1608	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

#gamer, Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Celica, Character, Cheating, Crafty, Digital, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy wife, fantasy world, fictional, Gaming, hotwife, Hotwifes, Marriage, relationship, role playing, RPG, video games, vidya, virtual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	4517	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

animated films, animated series, Anime, AnimeVsMangaCraft, cartoons, comic books, creeper, Entertainment, entertainment choices, Fandom, graphic novels, hobbies, Japanese culture, Kawaii, leisure activities, Literature, Manga, meets, Otaku, pop culture, Preferences, storytelling, visual media

Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, CraftyVtubers, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, meets, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Previous thread, privacy tips, question.., Stardom, Startups, tierlist, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, virtual, Vtubers

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

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😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Star Shards Collected:	52
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

AI Chatbot General, AI chatbots, AI Models, aicg, API, BotCraft, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, Chat, Chatbots, claude, Development, discussion, Frontends, general, guides, hilarious, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, JBs, Meta, models, Newsgpt-4-turbo, OP templates, prompts, services assessment, tech support, Tools, ULTRA

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

>20 years old, 10-20 years ago, 4chan, better, Boring, browsing, Communication, connectivity, cyber, Digital, Fun, homogeneous, information age, innovation, internet, LolCraft, Nothing new, ONLINE, social media, Surfing, Technology, virtual

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	9500
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0