so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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