The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2998 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1292 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
