TearsOfJoyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Star Shards Collected:	159	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingWoopsieMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	2393	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AIphobiaCraft

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Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	8952
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Farms Harvested:	735	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	294369	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3