Team BaerCraft’s Comedy of Errors Servers – Not Modded, Still SMP!

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Creators & Community Overview

Community
Modpacks	BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub
Minecraft Servers	4 servers including a rotational server for community-voted modpacks
Developers	Experienced and active in creating new content for players
Staff	Knowledgeable, fast, and informative to provide the best help and support possible

FAQs

1. How can I join the community?

You can join the Discord server using the link provided on the BaerCraft website.

2. What modpacks are available on the servers?

BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks on the rotational server.

3. Are there specific rules for gameplay on these servers?

Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all members.

4. How often are new content updates released?

New content updates are released regularly by the developers to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

5. Can I suggest a new modpack for the rotational server?

Yes, community members can suggest new modpacks for consideration on the rotational server by submitting their ideas to the Discord server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	209	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ores Mined:	3688
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	428
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	109
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	908	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173868	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lolcraft – 404 Error

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Butt Adventures

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	978545
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is a blocky pixel character with no gender! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and battle creepers without any gender bias holding you back.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.

So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Forget about boring old servers, because this one is filled with DRAMA, MYSTERY, and ADVENTURE!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the blocky world! Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of the villagers? Or will you be too busy crafting the most fabulous diamond armor set?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Enderdragon to the mischievous Creeper, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every block tells a story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?

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Welcome to our out of this world Minecraft server, where even immigrant robots are welcome! Are you a robot looking to escape the monotony of your old server and start fresh in a new digital land? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a journey from your old server to our glitchy paradise, where the grass is always greener and the redstone flows like water. Say goodbye to your old server and hello to a whole new world of possibilities!

Experience mind-blowing culture shocks as you navigate through our server, filled with unique builds and crazy contraptions. You’ll never get over the insane standard of living we offer here – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

So why wait? Immigrate to our server today and see how it changes your beliefs, lifestyle, and even your binary soul. Who knows, you might just find a new home away from home in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.