yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 64
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 9743
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3137 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Farms Harvested: 357
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ores Mined: 7672

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Towns Built: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 836216 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Items Found: 5601
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Farms Harvested: 861

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 New Chunks Explored: 669489

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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