yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

    We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5392 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Alien Pets Vet Abduction

    Alien Pets Vet Abduction
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

    But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

    Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

    And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Crops Grown: 9229
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

    Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 154 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchantments Applied: 280

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineCrafty School Server

    MineCrafty School Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

    Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Magic Items Found: 3003

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PeePeePalsCraft

    PeePeePalsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 9027 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Potions Brewed: 182 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 273 Mines Excavated: 3333
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Enchantments Applied: 139
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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