Tax Haven Havoc | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	4156	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

addiction, bad habit, detrimental, detrimental effects, good reputation, HabitCraft, HARMFUL, misconceptions, misleading, misunderstood, negative behavior, negative impact, popular beliefs, self-destructive, societal acceptance, societal norms, toxic behavior, Underrated, Undeserved, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, vice, villager

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3194	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	343	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

abnormality, anatomical anomaly, anatomical variation, case study, Fun, genetic mutation, human anatomy, internal anatomy, medical anomaly, medical case report, medical curiosity, Medical research, penile shafts, post-mortem dissection, rare congenital anomaly, rare medical condition, scientific discovery, Shafts, Triphallia, TriPhalliaCraft, triphallic man, Unique Anatomy, unusual condition

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Star Shards Collected:	92
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5783	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

Active, Anarchic, Anarchy, Community, Custom, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Pure Spawn, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TUSA, Vanilla

The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	911
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3055	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3172	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	67
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.