Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.
Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.
so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!
don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 281314 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 213 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.
So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?
Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.
So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7020 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
