lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Love Letters Sent: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

    Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ChocoCraft SMP

    ChocoCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

    BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

    Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

    Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9988 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TwitCraft Minecraft Server

    TwitCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BurkinaFasoMassacre600

    BurkinaFasoMassacre600
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Teleportation with Elon Musk

    Teleportation with Elon Musk
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Trump’s Block Party

    Trump’s Block Party
    Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

    Tweet Delete Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

    So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

    Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

    4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

    So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

    MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

    So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2018 New Chunks Explored: 905727
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

    ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

    Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VuhledarDefenseCraft

    VuhledarDefenseCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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