lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5807

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

    GenderSwapMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DigStraightDown

    DigStraightDown
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PutinsBirthdayMC Server

    PutinsBirthdayMC Server
    So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

    WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia
    are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

    we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sugar Rush City

    Sugar Rush City
    come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 147 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StalkerPE Minecraft server

    StalkerPE Minecraft server

    This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

    ip: playstp.ru

    port: 19132

    version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

    Our server has:

    – Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

    The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

    The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

    Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 232 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

    The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SassySibs Minecraft Server

    SassySibs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

    On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3529

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PreggoPanicCraft

    PreggoPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

    Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

    Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Potions Brewed: 116 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

    WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Farms Harvested: 657 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MorningCraftFun

    MorningCraftFun
    Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 173 Dragon Scales Harvested: 188
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

    NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

    and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

    oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

    ArcticCraft: PodiumGate
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crystal Screw Palace

    Crystal Screw Palace
    u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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