lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

    ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

    ISO SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    18+ community We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
    Chest locking plugin Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
    Invisible item frames Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
    Player and mob heads Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
    Deathchest A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
    Vein-miner Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
    /home Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
    Shops with custom economy Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
    NO-GRIEF We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
    Server uptime Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
    Custom armor stand Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
    Mini-blocks Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

    To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

    3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

    Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

    4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

    You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

    5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ores Mined: 2537 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Land Respect Minecraft Server

    Land Respect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

    VAllure General – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

    MarriageCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

    Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9422 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PreggoPurgeCraft

    PreggoPurgeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

    Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

    Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

    ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 381
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

    Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Farms Harvested: 730
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2803 Dragon Eggs Found: 3258

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky HR Fun Land

    Blocky HR Fun Land
    So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

    So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Farms Harvested: 432

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

    Arctic Ozone Measured
at Highest Level
Since 1979

Frosty Skyblock Empire
    Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

    But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

    And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2987
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.
    Server Name Simply Vanilla
    Overview Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since 2019
    Discord Community Strong and active
    Rules No hacking/duping allowed
    Server IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our website
    Map Size 10 TB+

    FAQ

    What is Simply Vanilla?

    Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

    Can I escape spawn?

    Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

    Are there any rules?

    The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 459870 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

    ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ores Mined: 1612 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

    The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

    But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

    ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

    Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

    Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

    Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6551

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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