lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Runes Activated: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dimension Hops: 8 Potions Brewed: 123
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoobsNeedLoveToo

    NoobsNeedLoveToo
    Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

    Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

    So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

    HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

    Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

    The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party
    Server Name Survival SMP with Kingdoms
    Mods Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
    Staff Friendly staff
    Join Us Discord Invite

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
    Are there any specific kingdom rules? Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mine It Back Minecraft Server

    Mine It Back Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

    Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

    So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magic Items Found: 2594
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

    Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 53 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

    Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 282472 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 1000 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6884 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Crops Grown: 6498

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PassportPanicMC

    PassportPanicMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY