TartanStripedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

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lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	296	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9835
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7554
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadIssues Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mines Excavated:	3486
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MayoRage Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	14364
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Post Nut Realization Server

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so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

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come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9173
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

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> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	1619
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	104
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AirportPickupMC Server

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9986	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7