lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 203
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

    Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds
    come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Crops Grown: 4296

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Love Crafted Minecraft Server

    Love Crafted Minecraft Server
    > be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

    Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Crops Grown: 9323
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

    Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

    But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Towns Built: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AirportPickupMC Server

    AirportPickupMC Server
    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9951 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NomNomCraft

    NomNomCraft
    Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 837318
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WarCrafty Minecraft Server

    WarCrafty Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 523

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

    Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future
    LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

    Blocky Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

    We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

    Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoSoloMinecraftServer

    NoSoloMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

    Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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