lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ores Mined: 8943
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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