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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4578 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 196 |
but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.
so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.