Updated October 25, 2024
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!
Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.
With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
INTRODUCING ONXY SMP
Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!
Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds
Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy
Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage
Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld
Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.
Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.
Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!
Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7824 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!
Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 393 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.
So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.
oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.
so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.