SlumberCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.

Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ores Mined:	3770
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	963
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3568	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	8974

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	230934	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8248	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Emeralds Found:	7005
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	156
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	1421	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	7421	Towns Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	1748
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3745	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	231

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Potions Brewed:	198	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension Hops:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.