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Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	7872	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ores Mined:	5079	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2600	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	524909	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3440	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7396
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Animals Bred:	148
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Players:	93/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2783
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2