SwordlessSoldiers_vs_CoastGuard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kim’s Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

balloon, Conflict, counteraction, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Kims, Military, Minecraft, missile testing, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political strategy, Propaganda, provocations, sanctions, Server, south korea, Tension, Trash, trash balloons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4916
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we have more trash balloons than north korea! kim’s sister is warning of ‘new counteraction’, but we’re too busy building epic castles and battling creepers to care! plus, our server is so lit, even kim jong un would want to join (if he knew how to play minecraft, that is). so come on over and let’s show north korea who the real minecraft masters are!

GazaCraft: UN Aid Pause

aid, aid work, aid workers, conflict zone, emergency response, food agency, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical issues, global affairs, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, pause, political tensions, relief efforts, security concerns, setback, UN, united nations, US pier

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	364

so, like, this server is so lit that even the UN food agency had to pause their aid work cuz they were too scared of the epic battles happenin’ all over the place. like, seriously, there are so many mobs and players goin’ at it that they had to call a timeout.

join this server if you wanna be part of the action, fight off crazy mobs, and build the most insane bases you’ve ever seen. we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, the community here is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family. we have epic events like “build battles” where you can show off your creativity and win cool prizes.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join this server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2 Hour Universe

bears, car melting, control reality, deep sleep, dog park, dream, dream control, dream interpretation, dream world, GRASS, hour, Lions, lucid dreaming, night, REM cycle, Sleep, subconscious, Sun, Tigers, Trees, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	491
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate dream world where everything is you! imagine being chased by lions, tigers, and bears in the dog park with your dog, but wait, why is that car melting? because YOU control everything in this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server!

build your own dream world, create your own adventures, and watch as the impossible becomes possible. who needs reality when you can live in a world where even cars can melt at your command?

so come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true in this mind-bending minecraft server where YOU are the master of your own universe!

TasteBudBlockerCraft

bitter taste receptors, discovery, human physiology, medical breakthrough, research, scientists, sensory perception, taste blocker, taste buds, taste compounds, taste inhibitors, taste modulation, taste perception, taste science, taste sensation, taste sensitivity, taste testing, taste-nerve blocker, TasteBudBlockerCraft, temporary, Universal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	2782	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you can’t taste anything anymore. like, you could eat a whole stack of rotten flesh and it would taste like chocolate cake. it’s like a superpower, but for your taste buds.

imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.

plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.

so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VtuberVortex Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assumptions, BIAS, Community, digital personalities, Entertainment, Fandom, gossip, hearsay, influence, judgement, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, online streaming, Perception, Rumors, Server, social media, streaming platforms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVortex

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	4876

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!

Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!

Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, Bocchi, Bocchis, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, progress, RIGHTS, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, Trans, trans rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

aita, behaviour, Bridesmaid, compliments, Confrontation, dream dress, EMBARRASSMENT, Feedback, Friends, Humiliation, maid of honour, NEGATIVE, Upset, wedding dress appointment, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring wedding dress appointments with friends who can’t even muster up a compliment? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can try on virtual wedding dresses with your friends who will actually be supportive and not whisper behind your back.

Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?

TrendKillerCraft

anti-trend movement, destroying trends, Digital Detox, online trends, platform culture, platform impact, platform influence, platform trends, social media, social media addiction, trend backlash, trend censorship, trend control, trend criticism, trend fatigue, trend manipulation, trend regulation, trend saturation, TrendKillerCraft, viral trends

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Ally, Ambassador, armenia, Bucha, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, CSTO, CSTOcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international politics, Minecraft, Moscow, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, Visit, War Crimes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	6981
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3742
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	72	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, audios, Chuubas, explicit content, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, lewd audios, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, lewd tributes, Minecraft, Sekuhara, Server, sustained lewd discussion, The Plant Hag, tributes, VtuberCraft, Western indie vtubers, Western Vtuber Porn, wvp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into the Plant Hag Edition! Why should you join? Well, this is a place where you can discuss indie vtubers in the most lewd and outrageous way possible without any judgment!

Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!

In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4