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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3571 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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