yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Farms Harvested: 744
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 345 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ores Mined: 8877
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoGuestRoom4U

    NoGuestRoom4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

    We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

    So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4267 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HappyBlockCraft

    HappyBlockCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockBucksRUs

    BlockBucksRUs
    yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

    Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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