CraftyBae’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are endless!

Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2564	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8266	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blame the Creeper

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Mine

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Runes Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Star Shards Collected:	83	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NorgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

SweetieCraft

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CraftyBae’s Block Party

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BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

Updated September 30, 2024

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

Updated September 30, 2024

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Updated September 30, 2024

Blame the Creeper

Updated September 30, 2024

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

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Girl Power Mine

Updated September 30, 2024

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Reasons to Join:

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Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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NorgeCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	364187
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	15