Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP

    Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable fashion choices! We have Charlottee, the queen bee of the server who is constantly changing her look to keep things interesting. One day she’s rocking a mole under her lip and massive fake tits, the next she’s gone all natural with a boring medium size. Who knows what she’ll do next! Will she start wearing a clown suit or dye her hair neon green? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. You won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server

    Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at the mysterious and wacky land of /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a room dedicated to the queen of /b/ herself! She rules with an iron fist and a diamond sword, so watch out! But that’s not all, folks. We also have a room called #TheBallDrainer, where you can test your skills in draining balls… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right. Drain balls like never before in this exhilarating challenge! So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The All the Way Minecraft SMP

    The All the Way Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!

    And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

    Anti Depressants Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2041

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

    My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

    Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

    Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

    Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement
    Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3752
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

    Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

    Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WokeCraft Minecraft Server

    WokeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

    But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

    So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3719

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

    Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

    Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

    1. Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.

    2. Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.

    3. We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.

    4. Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.

    5. Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.

    6. We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

    7. Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

    Built By Accident Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

    ❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

    Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

    We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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