SuspiciousCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where owning a pet rock is considered suspicious but totally legal. That’s right, we embrace the strange and unusual here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving villagers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the enchanted bacon genie.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Votes:	1154	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	782
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

SphereMC

Active, ATM10, build battle, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Festive, grand opening, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Server, SphereMC, Stability, Uptime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21.1 – ATM10-2.8
Modpack	All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for friends and now includes a mix of newer or lesser-known mods with the basics of other popular packs. The modpack uses NeoForge and is on version 1.21, with regular updates expected.

Does “All the Mods” contain all the mods?

No, “All the Mods” does not contain all the mods.

How can I join the community events?

You can join the community events by participating in the festive build battle on the server.

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, bharat, Bharat news, current events, India, Indian news, Isles, late night broadcast, late night coverage, late night discussion, late night edition, Late night news, late night program, late night show, late night tv, late night updates, late-night comedy, late-night entertainment, late-night talk show, mystic, news commentary, political analysis

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually cute and cuddly plushies that explode with confetti instead of blowing you up!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

Archive, blacked, BlackedBooru, Dedicated, DRIVE, Editor drive, edits, ENJOYERS, EXTREME, flatty, Gens, holocucks, hololive, Lost, Minecraft, monthly, NTR, smp, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	239	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

arguments, birthday parties, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, holidays, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, relationships, Resentment, Server, Understanding, vacation, VacayVeto

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8035
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive behavior. Just like in real life, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your fellow players suddenly turn against you? Will someone steal your diamonds and blame it on the creeper? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server also has moments of heartwarming unity, just like when the oldest kid took their mom’s hand and reassured her that everything will be okay. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in-game?

SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, family, forgiveness, husband, immature, insecure, Jealousy, loyalty, Manipulation, SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft, sister, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this sister, her husband, and her sister’s boyfriend.

Looking for a server where you never know what’s going to happen next? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia plotlines.

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics play out in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness drama that even the Kardashians would envy?

So come on down to our server and experience the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you log on, expect the unexpected!

SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

societal anomalies, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal curiosities, societal customs, societal eccentricities, societal expectations, societal habits, societal idiosyncrasies, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal rituals, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society norms, SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP, strange behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

CraftyBoysClub

advice, Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyBoysClub, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, Explaining, gender, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, perspective, reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of trying to explain to girls why you spend hours on end playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

accident investigation, Brazil, bus crash, BusCrashCraft, CASUALTIES, deadly incident, emergency response, fatal crash, Fatalities, highway accident, mass casualty event, Minecraft, News, passenger bus, public transportation, road safety, Server, south america, traffic collision, Tragedy, Transportation, truck accident, vehicle collision

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!

PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!

TikTokTakedownCraft

albania, Ban, content moderation, digital ban, digital governance, digital platforms, digital rights, digital safety, Government, internet regulation, online censorship, online platform, prime minister, Shut down, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech policy, tiktok, TikTokTakedownCraft, video sharing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	8841
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE SO LIT, EVEN ALBANIA BE SHUTTIN DOWN TIKTOK JUST TO PLAY ON IT FOR A YEAR! PRIME MINISTER BE LIKE “I NEED TO BUILD A CASTLE IN DIS SERVER, TIKTOK CAN WAIT!”

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE, LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT IN BLOCK FORM. ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND DROP GOLD BARS WHEN YOU FEED THEM BACON!

PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF BUILT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY IN OUR SERVER AND IF YOU FIND IT, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS AND CAKE (CAKE IS A BIG DEAL HERE, OKAY?)

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! ALBANIA APPROVES!