LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magic Items Found: 8462
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Potions Brewed: 104
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4251 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Potions Brewed: 199 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Towns Built: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magic Items Found: 3216
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 510 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Star Shards Collected: 149

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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