Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!

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Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival
IP: corn.gg
Region: USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom in how they play the game.
Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.

Q: Is there a world border on the map?

A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.

Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?

A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5069
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	4911	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	1499	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2416	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

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Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Items Found:	4916
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades and the adventure never ends!

Embark on a quest to discover traces and explore nature in our outrageous collaboration web event! But be warned, things may get wild as you navigate through the feline fortress furrdyssey, where cats rule the land and demand your loyalty.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, and more at your disposal, you’ll never run out of allies to help you conquer the craziest challenges. And don’t forget about our current weapon banner featuring the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you unstoppable!

But that’s not all – we have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP every time you log in. Plus, redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, with all the chickens wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that the dragon once tried to attack us, but we all just laughed it off and invited it to join our weekly karaoke night instead. Now it’s our resident DJ, spinning sick beats while we mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. If you can impress Blocky with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait any longer? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

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Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8628
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.