| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 128 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.
But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.
And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.
Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.
4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 151 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5359 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.
And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
