| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5982 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.
And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?
So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!
Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.
Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds
2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks
3. Datapack for 1000 achievements
4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.
5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)
Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions
Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.
But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.
And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.
Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 222 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.
4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
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| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
