| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2117 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
