| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.
So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 108 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1635 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2178 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 39874 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
