| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1830 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9115 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2793 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 769 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7821 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4106 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7532 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4182 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2657 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4977 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9888 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4055 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2619 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1955 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
