| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 138 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
