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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchantments Applied: 220
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Endless Night Skies: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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