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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6859 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
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