Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Emeralds Found: 2631
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker

    My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.

    Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? We encourage it!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crops Grown: 7938 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?

    Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • React Slop Minecraft Server

    React Slop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4325 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Ores Mined: 8877 Emeralds Found: 3054
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magic Items Found: 5012

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

    Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

    But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

    Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Jackburg Minecraft server

    Jackburg Minecraft server
    The owner of the Jackburg server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Crops Grown: 2740 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Switch Earphones Minecraft Server

    Switch Earphones Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bulky headsets cramping your style while gaming on your portable console? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and experience the joy of playing with small wired earphones that won’t break the bank (only 30 ~ 40 dollars maximum)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 1789
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • > Licks (you) Minecraft SMP

    > Licks (you) Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama as a sacrifice. Our main currency is not diamonds, but rather chicken nuggets. And if you dare to lick someone, you must challenge them to a dance-off to assert dominance. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Ores Mined: 1407
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server

    Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hiding your true atheist self in the shadows of other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we welcome all our atheist friends to come out of the closet and embrace their lack of belief in a higher power!

    Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?

    So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Early Riser Minecraft SMP

    Early Riser Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

    Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

    So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Villages Defended: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 327 Dragon Eggs Found: 4384
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EggCraft Minecraft Server

    EggCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

    Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Runes Activated: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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